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While you've been posting and hoping, the adults have been in the DMs.
Booking calls.
Closing clients.
You know the cycle.
Post something.
Hope it gets traction.
Check the likes.
Check the comments.
Respond to some.
Wonder why none of it turns into actual clients.
Repeat tomorrow.
Except January never saves you.
You know this.
You've lived it.
Here's what you might not know: the problem isn't your content. It's that content alone doesn't close clients.
Conversations do.
And you're not having enough of them.
The adults figured this out.
They're not posting and praying.
They're posting strategically, sliding into DMs with a system, and booking calls while you're still wondering why your calendar is empty.
There's a table where they sit. The kids aren't invited.
You think the problem is consistency.
Post more.
Post better.
The leads will come.
Bullshit.
You could post every day for a year and still have tumbleweeds in your DMs.
Because visibility isn't the same as conversion.
And followers aren't clients.
Here's what's actually broken:
Your content has no strategy.
You're posting random thoughts and hoping something sticks.
No funnel.
No structure.
TOFU, MOFU, BOFU?
You've heard the words but you're not using them.
You're just making noise and calling it content.
You're avoiding the DMs.
This is where the money lives.
But you're either not reaching out at all, or you're sending the same weak messages as everyone else.
"Hey, love your work!"
Cool.
So does everyone.
That's not a conversation starter.
That's background noise.
You're winging sales calls.
You book a call—finally—and then you just... talk.
Hope the vibe is good.
Hope they like you enough to buy.
That's not a sales process.
That's a prayer.
Here's the truth: Content doesn't close clients. Conversations do.
And conversations don't happen by accident. They happen by design.
While everyone else posts fluffy content and hopes for the best, there's a room where serious coaches and consultants are playing a different game.
They've got a content strategy that actually works—TOFU to get seen, MOFU to build authority, BOFU to drive action.
They're in the DMs with a system.
Not spammy.
Not desperate.
Strategic.
Conversations that go somewhere.
They're on sales calls with a framework.
Not winging it.
Not hoping.
Closing.
They're not waiting for January.
They're not making resolutions they'll break by February.
They're already moving. They're at The Adults' Table.
And for the next 16 days, the door is open.
Not a course.
Not a bunch of videos you'll forget you bought.
This is a room.
I'm in it.
Every week.
You show up, ask questions, get answers.
Simple.
Three months of live calls with me—January, February, March 2026.
185 archived calls covering everything from hooks to DMs to sales calls.
The exact GPTs I use to create content and book calls.
By February, you won't be wondering if LinkedIn's working.
You'll have the booked calls to prove it.
Booked 8 sales calls and closed 3 clients in two weeks—at her highest rates ever.
$550,000 closed from deals originated in just two coaching sessions.
$50K in revenue within 3 months. Started from a $150 webinar.
Went from 0 to 18 qualified sales calls in 6 weeks.
"I've had more success in 2 months than in the previous 2 years combined."— Vernini, Consultant
This is the main offer. This is where transformation happens.
When you join The Room today, you get:
Every week, you're in the room with me. Live.
Every session, I teach something new—content strategy, DM strategy, or sales strategy.
Every session, you walk away with something you didn't know when you walked in. Something instantly actionable. Something you can implement TODAY to get results.
Bring your questions. Get answers. Watch others get coached. Learn by osmosis.
This is where the real transformation happens.
Join now and you're in the room THIS MONTH:
All calls at 5:00 PM CET (Central European Time):
4:00 PM GMT (London) · 11:00 AM EST (New York) · 10:00 AM CST (Chicago) · 8:00 AM PST (Los Angeles)
By the time everyone else is making resolutions, you'll already be weeks ahead.
Every call I've ever done—hooks, DM strategy, sales calls, content funnels, frame control, objection handling.
Searchable.
Organized.
Yours forever.
Quick clarification: The Vault is the archive. The Room is live access. When you join The Room, you get both.
Overwhelmed by 185 calls?
Don't be.
I've built three tracks based on your specific problem.
Pick yours. Watch those calls. Implement. Done.
The exact AI tools I use daily:
All GPTs delivered as direct links. Works with any ChatGPT account (free or Plus).
Every live call, you can ask anything.
Content. DMs. Sales calls. Mindset.
I'm there.
No gatekeepers.
No "submit your question in advance."
Just you, me, and the room.
Everything included when you join The Room today
| 3 Months of Live Group Calls Weekly calls Jan-Mar 2026 + 3 bonus December calls @ $60 each | $900 |
| 8 Custom GPTs Content, DMs, hooks, sales — the exact AI tools I use daily | $400 |
| 185 Archived Calls in The Vault Every call I've ever done. Searchable. Organized. Yours forever. | BONUS |
| The Recommended Path 3 curated tracks based on your specific problem | BONUS |
| Direct Access to Darren Ask anything on every live call. No gatekeepers. | Priceless |
| Total Value | $1,300+ |
You Pay Today
185 calls sounds like a lot.
It is.
But you don't need to watch all of them.
You need to fix YOUR problem.
That's why I built The Recommended Path—three tracks based on where you're stuck.
Pick the one that fits.
Watch those calls.
Implement.
Come to the live calls with questions.
Get unstuck.
"I'm posting but no one's biting."
7 calls that take you from invisible to magnetic:
"I'm chatting but not booking."
6 calls that turn conversations into calls:
"I'm calling but not closing."
4 calls that turn conversations into conversions:
I know.
You bought the thing.
You were excited for a week.
You watched a few videos.
Then life happened.
The login gathered dust.
The modules stayed unwatched.
The money stayed wasted.
Here's why that happened: No one was in the room with you.
Courses are content.
Content is passive.
You can ignore passive.
The Room is different.
I'm there.
Live.
Every week.
You show up, you get coached.
You don't show up, you're missing it—and you know it.
This isn't a course you'll forget you bought. It's a room you'll actually enter.
And with three months of live calls, you don't get the CHANCE to fall off. I won't let you.
Every call is recorded and added to your vault within 24 hours.
But here's the thing: the recording doesn't ask you questions.
The recording doesn't call you out.
The recording doesn't know your specific situation.
The live room does.
Show up when you can. Watch the recordings when you can't. But if you want the real transformation, be in the room.
When the ball drops, this disappears.
Deadline: December 31, 2025, 11:59 PM GMT
Right now, millions of people are telling themselves the same lie you've told yourself before:
"January will be different. This is the year I finally get serious about LinkedIn."
They'll make that resolution at midnight on December 31st.
By February, 80% of them will have quit.
Back to posting without a strategy.
Back to avoiding the DMs.
Back to hoping something changes.
You've been one of them before.
Maybe more than once.
Here's the difference: The adults don't make resolutions. They make moves.
The move is available right now.
The Room is open.
People who joined this week are already in the December calls, already asking questions, already building momentum.
When the ball drops on New Year's Eve, this door closes.
Every day you wait is another day your competitors are in the DMs booking the calls you should be booking.
You can sit at the kids' table for another year.
Post and hope.
Tell yourself you'll figure it out eventually.
Or you can pull up a chair at The Adults' Table.
Start 2026 already in motion.
Already ahead.
Already different.
The clock is ticking.
Midnight, December 31st.
Then this disappears.
What's it going to be?
You've got two options.
Maybe you're in a timezone that doesn't work.
Maybe your schedule genuinely won't allow it.
Maybe you just want to start with self-study.
The Vault gives you everything except the live access:
No live calls. No direct Q&A. But everything you need to learn the system at your own pace.
Get The Vault — $97 →The 185 archived calls and GPTs are yours to access as long as the program exists. Live call access is for 3 months (January - March 2026).
Every call is recorded and added to your vault within 24 hours. You can catch up anytime. But the live Q&A only happens once—so show up when you can.
If you're a coach, consultant, or go-to-market expert who uses LinkedIn to attract clients, yes. The system works across niches because the principles are universal: strategic content, DM frameworks, and sales call structure.
This isn't a course. It's a room. I'm in it. There's no "finishing"—there's showing up. Every week, the call happens. You're either there or you're not. That accountability is the difference.
Here's my deal: Show up to at least 4 live calls in your first month. Implement what you learn. If you're not seeing progress, email me and I'll refund you in full. I'm not interested in taking money from people who aren't getting results. But you have to do the work. Fair?
I've helped coaches and consultants book thousands of calls and close millions in revenue on LinkedIn. Maria closed 3 clients in 2 weeks. Laura closed $550K in two sessions. Andy made $50K in 3 months. I'm not teaching theory. I'm teaching what I do every day—and what's working right now.
Your live call access ends, but you keep access to everything in the vault—all 185+ calls and the GPTs. If you want to continue live access, you can join my ongoing membership at that point.